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Yes ah. I straight away on the computer once I step into the house.
SO WHAT HUH?! I got my rights ma ~
So don't judge me okay?
I'm human, just like the rest of you.

&&. Carmen,
PLEASE LA WEH.
Can't u tie your hair properly ?!
Seriously, do you HAVE to take off your rubber band and run like some kind of SIAO PO?!
And yeah, stop skipping around.= __ =  ( Okay maybe u can do that, but don't do till so over. It irritates me. )
Lols. I don't hate her. Don't misunderstand alright..
Just some constructive criticism. :)
If you don't accept it, then be with it.
I didn't force you.


Ahem ahem. Another thing.
I LOVE THIS SONG!!




I even typed out the lyrics (?! )
Ahahahaha.

Mosquito Song by Mr. Brown
Whenever I find Mosquito
 I like to use my Mopiko
I don’t want the insect to bite me,
On my backside or my toe
 I will always protect my pee pee
Don’t want to get dengue
Change stagnant water in every pot.
Mosquito can’t make babies!!!
Mosquito bite me
Now my ka cheng itchy.
I ask my friend to scratch me
Scratch me deeper down below..
Mosquito bite me
As my senses tell me
Why my ass looks like tomato?
That’s why must fight the mosquitoooooo
Whenever im about to poo
In a non-air conditioned loo
There’s a kazuak in my porridge,
And a lizard on my shoe
But the insect that always finds me,
And sneaks in through my back door
Finds the most inaccessible spot!
Sucking my blood more and moreeee
Mosquito find me
In bathtub or Jacuzzi
Sometimes bring his family
Like a buffet with free flow
Mosquito like me
As my senses tell me
Why can’t they just leave me alone
How can I fight the mosquito
Mosquito truly
Is our life long enemy
Ah Lim or Muthusamy
Everybody also tio
Mosquito drowsy
Full of blood sucked from me
I hantam him with giant potato
that’s hw I kill the mosquito


Damn cute ! I lurrrrveee it so much. 

Oh yeah, I'm currently reading [ Change of Heart ] .
I read it ALLL over again. :D
The story line is quite Ok. But kinda boring in the front :O
And today at Science Lab,
I got reaaaaaally bored.
So I wrote something random on a piece of random paper. LOL.
A story, to be exact. But..don't know if I can still continue it?
I don't even know if it's the prologue or Chapter 1 of the story. Haha.
Just randomly wrote. It's still in my pencil case though.
A small piece of crunched up paper that looks like rubbish.
Not tryina show off or what. =__="
It's just that I have nothing to write anymore.
Lalalala.






xoxo-
JO-KER.

p/s ily.

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