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Chapter 175 : Brothaaa.

Do you have a brother?

Then you'd probably know how he'd..
-photobomb your baby pictures;
-torture you;
-make fun of you;
-teach you math like a real teacher;
-watch Powerpuff Girls with you;
-ask you to help him take stuff;
-shout at you randomly when he's mad;
-ask you to watch Kamen Riders;
-ask you if that girl is pretty or not; ( I always say no because I just want him to think that his taste for girls suck. )
-get the blame every time a fight starts, even though you're the in the wrong;
-snatch the remote control out of your hand;
-pretend to listen to what you say but actually doesn't get the whole thing;
-get really irritated by all your pokes, wee wang wang's and moo mang mang's but still controls it;
-say that your idols are all gays and you shouldn't idolize them;
-say that you're ugly;
-say that you look like a guy;
-assume that you ARE a guy;
-say you're stupid;
-try to pulverize Teddy;
-hit you on the head with Teddy;
-avoid questions about his latest girlfriend;
-think he's hot when he's actually not;
-ask you if his hair was messy;
-try to show off his camera skills in front of you;
-drive you to tuition classes;
-drive you back from school;
-ask you to pay for lunch when he obviously has his wallet;
-lie to you every now and then because you're still the gullible sister who believes in everything he say;
-ask you if the latest Fairy Tail had come out or not;
-ask you to play a piano song and later on never even listen to you playing;
-say he wouldn't mind if I added his friends on Facebook; ( some sibling would mind A LOT. pffft. )
-ask you to lie to your parents;
-buy Nasi Lemak for you on your first day of school when you were in Standard 1;
-ask you to not make any St. David boy your boyfriend because most of them suck;
-always kicking you out of the sofa;
-and blah.


Wait, only my brother does that. ;)
If I were given a chance to write 100 things about my bro, I'd definitely write more than that.
Because he's simply, my brother.
And if you ask if I love him or not, I'd say no, I hate him a lot. :DD
So do not ask me such questions if you know what my answer will be, asshole.



I remember when I was Form 1, there were some people comparing me to my bro, indirectly la of course.
I could only remember one. Someone at scout said, " HUH?! SHE is Wei Qian's sister?" He said it like so unbelievably. As if I weren't supposed to exist.
I was kinda pissed at that time because
1. He said it so loudly he thought I couldn't hear.
2. I hate it when people do that.
And maybe he said it because
1. I don't look like my brother.
2. My brother is more good-looking than me. Which I deny. =DDDDDD hahahaha. ( but I'm sure everyone assumes that. that's why I hate it so much when people start comparing me with him. )

Well yeah, he's my brother.

But I still hate comparison. -.-


And, fyi, teachers are probably the weirdest humans on Earth, after parents.

-Class keeps quiet and listens attentively-
Teacher : Eh kenape class kamu tension sangat?! Janganlah macam tu! Relak lah! 3A1 yang lepas tu bukan macam tu pun!
Class : ..................

-Class is noisy-
Teacher : Eh your class very noisy ah! Last year's 3A1 where got like that?
Class : .........................................................



Yeaaah. Teachers, please weh.
Tell us what you want. I seriously do not understand the feelings of a teacher! ;(
even though my mum is one. lol. but she doesn't say weird stuff like that.



And I seriously hate how my computer is being such a noob. Haih.



-xoxo-
celine. ;)
people who's having the same name as me doesn't mean they 
look like me 
or sound like me 
or talk like me.
they just have the same name as me.

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